Every now and again when doing time on a treadmill, step climber machine thingy or bike I take advantage of my gym's incredible array of entertainment magazines to distract me from the thoughts of what I really want to be doing, which is sitting in the cafe having a chai latte and chocolate chip muffin. This reading, which my husband has called mind candy, I defend by pointing out that it has provided me with the following useful knowledge:
1. Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulrooney are not, in fact, the same person. I've been conflating them for, I don't know, a decade or so.
3. Colin Firth, Colin Farrell and Will Ferrell are not, in fact, the same people. Ditto again. (Go on, tell me that you weren't a little confused, too.)